Buck Cluck: [voice over, after the Walt Disney Pictures logo is finished] Now, where to begin?

[opening clicks tongue and pixie dust]

Buck Cluck: How about "Once upon a time"?

[opening door slams and cuts to black]

Buck Cluck: How many times have you heard that to begin a story? Let's do something else. [gasps] I got it. I got it. Here we go. Here's how to open a movie.

[opening to sunrise while the Circle of Life plays]

Buck Cluck: No, I don't think so. It sounds familiar, doesn't it to you?

[Alternate Storybook's opening with a forest]

Buck Cluck: Oh, no, no, not the book! How many have seen "opening the book" before? Close the book. We're not doing that. Here's what we're gonna do. [as a Walt Disney Pictures logo dissolve] Why don't I just go back to the day things took a turn for the worst.